Snorting Horse (Dunc)

I’m off to the cosmopolitan city of Huddersfield this weekend to celebrate my good mate Pete Heyes‘ 30th birthday.

Of lesser national importance is the Pritstick Grand National pony race taking place at Aintree in Liverpool on Saturday afternoon.

Failure to put a random annual bet on the National is a serious crime in the UK It’s one of two remaining offences that you can still be hanged for, the other is pissing in the Queen’s rice pudding.

I’m putting a £2 eachway bet on both MCKELVEY and LONGSHANKS. I’m gonna be rich!!

Luck Changes for 2006 Grand National Winner

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42 Responses to “Snorting Horse (Dunc)”

  1. Rory Says:

    I have Ballycassidy 64-1 long shot and Tikram, 249-1 loooonnnnng shot.

    I feel lucky!

  2. NeaL Says:

    Good luck with those Rory!!

  3. Rory Says:

    Cheers Neal. Only cost me price of a tube of glue/can of dog-food.

    I’m hoping for an outbreak of foot and mouth to clear the field leaving me with a one-two finish.

  4. dlaird Says:

    What are your tips Campbell?

  5. NeaL Says:

    I’ve got Joes Edge to win and Hedgehunter and Tikram E/W’s. Just about to start. Come on you fucking beauties!

  6. Rory Says:

    So who was that Silver Birch nag what won it?

    It’s a fix I tells ye!

  7. dlaird Says:

    My horses cam in 2nd and 5th.

    I’m clearly an expert.

  8. NeaL Says:

    If you’d had Longshanks on Blue Square your e/w bet would have paid.

  9. dlaird Says:

    If i looked like Michael Hutchence I could have fucked Kylie Minogue.

  10. NeaL Says:

    If you make one more sarky comment in your life I’ll disembowel you.

  11. bec Says:

    What does horse betting have to do with a dead horse on a road?

  12. HATER Says:

    WHAT DA HELL!! ARE YOU FUKING CRAZY?? TO PUT THIS PICTUE ON NET!? THIS IS HORRIBLE! AND THOSE FUKING GRANNIES LAUGHING AT THE BACK !! BURN IN HELL YOU ALL!

  13. Z Says:

    I second Hater, this is absolutely disgusting.

  14. virginia Says:

    Well…so much for a case for hunters…shows they are a bunch of heathens bent on animal pain and cruelty. I’d prefer to see a hunter sprawled dead with the antithesis message coming out of his ass.

  15. me Says:

    WHAT THE FUCK IS UR PROBLEM U STUPID CHICKEN FUCKER PULL UR HEAD UTTA UR FAGGAT DICK INNFESTED ASS ND TAKE THIS DOWN U DISGUSTING LOWLIFE SCUMBAG

  16. lucy Says:

    what is wrong with people!!!!!!!!!! how on EARTH could someone do this to a animal that has done nothing!!!!!! its disgusting!! what has this world come to? i cant believe someone would do this, its so cruel! this beautiful horse has done nothing to you!!!!!!!!! take this picture of the net!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. p Says:

    Is this supposed to be funny? What the hell is wrong with you?

  18. kody wolfe Says:

    YOU FUCKING MONSTERS I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS ITS ILLIGLE ANIMAL CRULTY I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS:FUCK YOU

  19. kody wolfe Says:

    PSS IF YOU DONT TAKE THIS DOWN I WILL SPIKE YOU YOUR MOTHERS COMPUTER WILL FRY

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  22. ........ Says:

    how the hell do you sleep at night you cruel person. You are the people that make me feel sick to my stomach, killing innocent animals for sport, then to make it worse shove a steak through its gut to send a msg to people who dont give a fuck. How would you liked to be killed for no reason then have that happen to you. You can go die in a hole cause you are obviously fucked in the head.

  23. Ahh Says:

    Whats wrong with u killing a horse and putting a sing in it. Dumb asses like you make me sick I understand killing deer, bobcats, and turkeys but a horse u make me sick

  24. Sam Says:

    Oh my gosh, If i find out who did this i will do the exact same thing to you, horses are the most wonderful animals and this makes me sick

  25. FUCK YOI Says:

    FUCK YOU. YOU DONT DO THAT TO A POOR HELPLESS ANIMAL. THAT IS BEYOND ANIMAL CRULTY THATS MURDER! ITS ONE THNG TO KILL A COW AND EAT IT FOR DINNER BUT TO KILL A HORSE JUST TO SHOW WHAT YOU THINK IS JUST BEYOND WRONG. I HOPE YOU DIE AND BURN IN HELL FOR THIS!!!!!!!!111

  26. Amy Says:

    YOU COMPLETE FRIKIN NUMPTY – DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS ACUALLY KILLED THE HORSE???!!! hAVE YOU EVEN READ THE COMMENT THAT GOES WITH IT???!!! I can’t help but completely dispair at some people level of intelligence.

  27. Kayla Says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! YOU’RE SO FRICKIN EVIL!!!!! YOU’RE SO IMNHUMANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU BIG FAT MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. Perla Says:

    First of all i don’t know who may have done this but whoever fucking did this is a sick basterd dat obviously has no level of capacity in his/her small dick ass brain to understand dat dis is just evil and cruel….WTF!? has a innocent beautiful creature that god made and put on this earth ever done to U? I truely hope dat wen u get to the end of ur life that u pay for wat did and die in suffering and pain more than the horse did. God bless u….

  29. audrey Says:

    what the fuck. you post this picture and then just talk about horse racing? i was in shock when i saw this .you are an assohole and i hope someone shoots you when you go hunting. this is sickening. i hate to imagine what kind of person you are if you think this is funny. you disgust me. go die.

  30. dawn Says:

    What the FUCK the person who killed this horse should take his place and be draged all over the world. i hate people who do this to animals. fuck u all hunting should be band my point is made fuak all animal killers see u in hell.

  31. COMPLETELY DISGUSTED Says:

    THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!! I truly hope whoever made this burns in hell. No innocent animal should be slaughtered and then stuck out on a sidewalk with a frickin sign stabbed through it’s stomach threatening more murder! What is wrong with you? And to put it on the internet?! I look up “horses jumping” and get this? WTF! It’s people like you that make Satin look freakin rosy!

    TAKE THIS LOAD OF FUDGE OFF THE INTERNET!!!!!!

  32. kia Says:

    how could u do this u fucking faggot fuck go die in a hole u fucking murders if i find out who this is i will kill u and put u in the middle of the road writting im a animal killer dont put thing on the internet u fucking dick its not funny fuck head

  33. cowgirl Says:

    Honestly i cant imagine the cold heart someone could have for an animal that works his ass off just to please us. They dont complain when theyve had a rough day or stab you in the back like everyday people do, so why the hell would you torture the best gift gods given us. I dont have a problem with hunting if its a food supply and not for no good reason. some people cant afford to buy the meat sold in stores so you hunt for food thats fine but how is killing an animal with such intelligence thats a whole lot smarter than you have anything to do with hunting game animals. I honestly think karma will bite you in the ass one day and your gonna regret ever posting something like that on the internet where horse-lovers are numerous. One day one of these animals are gonna save your life and your gonna understand how we feel about these magnificent creatures. They were put here to help us not for cold hearted dumb ass people like you to waste the life of a horse that couldve made some little girl or boy very happy. I dont wish anything bad on you at all but i hope you realize how wrong it is to use violence to get something you want. God Bless You!!! Cause wiith a heart as cold as yours he’s the only one that can help you… I suggest you pray that everyone here thats posted will forgive you and remove this site…………

  34. mar Says:

    that is SO FUCKING SICK U FUCKING CUNT STOP DOING THIS TO HORSES >:/ ITS SAD .. I HOPE U DIE YA WANK ITS JUST SO CRULE HOPE U GET STABED TO FUCK I LUV HORSES AND I CRY IF THEY DIE SOO GUNS OF PRICK

  35. Emily Says:

    This isn’t even fucking funny. I can’t actually believe some sick bastard has done this to a horse. Whoever did this; if I ever come across them in my life I will personally fucking kill them and put a sign on them saying ‘If you kill another fucking animal in your life, this’ll happen to you.’ You make me sick.

  36. sandra Says:

    fucking die moeder in so ‘n

  37. Chris Says:

    You are a sick fuck!!

  38. manny Says:

    Lol, it’s just a horse, relax.

  39. Megan Says:

    You are a sick fuck.

  40. Lindsey Says:

    are you that sick in the head to post something like that?

  41. Lindsey Says:

    LOL its just a horse? I have horses thank you lets stick you in the street with sign shoved up your ass and just say relax its just a lame fucked up person manny.

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