Being Drunk (Dunc)

Mmmmm, booze. The elixr of the Gods! 

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

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4 Responses to “Being Drunk (Dunc)”

  1. Sophia Says:

    Regarding “THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK” No. 1: When guys get too drunk they may not be able to say it, but other parts of them are more than capable… suckers… haha.

  2. dlaird Says:

    What about brewers droop?

  3. hag Says:

    today is friday the 13th. my groceries just came to exactly 666 yen. im scared. i just thought id share.

  4. Sophia Says:

    Yeah yeah, that’s what I’m on about… whiskey dick, brewers droop, whatever you call it, eh.

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