Right you slags.
I'm at work as I write this, the sun is splitting stones, I'm in an office… OK I shouldn't complain but that's exactly what I'm doing.
Right. WORLD CUP is about to begin. Fuck England hype. Fuck Brazil and their mythalogical almost demi-gods status. Fuck all the shitty, no-mark teams who are lucky to get a point from their 3 group games. Fuck all the incessant, pretty much blanket advertising and force fed marketing crap. Most of all fuck the shite, no mark, meff commentators who will, without fail, drive me to random violence with their quirky brand of headwrecking.
As you have, by now gathered, I can't wait!!! Come on the pragmatic Serbs and their refusal to play football. World class destroyers. Come on Italy! ruin the enjoyment of the neutral wanting to see free flowing football. I hope every match is a 0-0 bore draw!!!
Ok not quite. I want one match, at the very least, to have a scoreline. If England reach the knockout stages that is. And I want the other team to win…
All you England fans might find this disagreeable. Well sorry mates. But I just don't like the FA. Don't mind the players(Bar G. Neville who is a grade A, inbred manc, cunt). The FA are scum, the press are scum and also are the no mark english fans with nothing better to do than read the s*n, racialise scousers, give the likes of Crouch stick for being anything other than the movie star handsome hunk they aspire to be. Fuck you and I hope your team goes out early so my Liverpool players get some extra rest. To the other 90% of the England fans out there; best of luck, I hope S. Gerrard, J. Carragher, P. Crouch, and S. Carson come back unscathed.
You may have guessed that I am opinionated. You're right. And if you guessed correctly than that's the only thing you're right about. Everything else is conjecture…till I prove it otherwise.
Hey, enjoy the nice weather, be good to people around you as we are all one (collective unconsious), and live with love in your hearts. I hope all of you have good fortune in the comming few weeks.
Love and hugs and kisses,
Rory
XXX
Too Many Ribs To Kiss Kojak 
June 6, 2006 at 6:09 pm |
Well, you’ve certainly increased the swear count!
I’m looking forward to England getting whooped by Germany in the 2nd round.
I’m in London at the moment. I’ve got a sweaty back.
D the Can
June 7, 2006 at 12:23 pm |
Yiv a hairy back too!!! When Do ye fly out?
June 8, 2006 at 9:22 pm |
im going out in the night with full camo gear on to snap lots of flags off lots of cars hmmmmmmmmm ……..
June 9, 2006 at 12:59 pm |
Hey, it’s all anglo-saxon to me!
June 9, 2006 at 4:08 pm |
Hey Rory, is it true that Liverpool fans robbed from the corpses at Hillsborough?
Just wondering.
June 9, 2006 at 10:43 pm |
camo alert – managed to snap at least 50 england flags off cars last night even though fiona philips (GMTV- BINT) was trying to bitting my ankles. !!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 12, 2006 at 4:02 pm |
Well my swiss friend. That is what they call ‘the truth’ in tabloid parlance. I wasn’t there and can only tell you what I know.
Liverpool FC won the replay against Notts Forest and then beat Everton in the Final.