I’m off to the cosmopolitan city of Huddersfield this weekend to celebrate my good mate Pete Heyes‘ 30th birthday.
Of lesser national importance is the Pritstick Grand National pony race taking place at Aintree in Liverpool on Saturday afternoon.
Failure to put a random annual bet on the National is a serious crime in the UK It’s one of two remaining offences that you can still be hanged for, the other is pissing in the Queen’s rice pudding.
I’m putting a £2 eachway bet on both MCKELVEY and LONGSHANKS. I’m gonna be rich!!
Luck Changes for 2006 Grand National Winner
April 13, 2007 at 1:16 pm
I have Ballycassidy 64-1 long shot and Tikram, 249-1 loooonnnnng shot.
I feel lucky!
April 13, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Good luck with those Rory!!
April 13, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Cheers Neal. Only cost me price of a tube of glue/can of dog-food.
I’m hoping for an outbreak of foot and mouth to clear the field leaving me with a one-two finish.
April 13, 2007 at 2:34 pm
What are your tips Campbell?
April 14, 2007 at 3:19 pm
I’ve got Joes Edge to win and Hedgehunter and Tikram E/W’s. Just about to start. Come on you fucking beauties!
April 15, 2007 at 4:51 pm
So who was that Silver Birch nag what won it?
It’s a fix I tells ye!
April 16, 2007 at 1:12 pm
My horses cam in 2nd and 5th.
I’m clearly an expert.
April 16, 2007 at 3:18 pm
If you’d had Longshanks on Blue Square your e/w bet would have paid.
April 16, 2007 at 3:31 pm
If i looked like Michael Hutchence I could have fucked Kylie Minogue.
April 16, 2007 at 5:53 pm
If you make one more sarky comment in your life I’ll disembowel you.
September 8, 2008 at 8:30 pm
What does horse betting have to do with a dead horse on a road?
January 7, 2009 at 9:17 am
WHAT DA HELL!! ARE YOU FUKING CRAZY?? TO PUT THIS PICTUE ON NET!? THIS IS HORRIBLE! AND THOSE FUKING GRANNIES LAUGHING AT THE BACK !! BURN IN HELL YOU ALL!
June 29, 2009 at 9:52 am
I second Hater, this is absolutely disgusting.
September 14, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Well…so much for a case for hunters…shows they are a bunch of heathens bent on animal pain and cruelty. I’d prefer to see a hunter sprawled dead with the antithesis message coming out of his ass.
September 23, 2009 at 12:01 am
WHAT THE FUCK IS UR PROBLEM U STUPID CHICKEN FUCKER PULL UR HEAD UTTA UR FAGGAT DICK INNFESTED ASS ND TAKE THIS DOWN U DISGUSTING LOWLIFE SCUMBAG
November 5, 2009 at 5:45 am
what is wrong with people!!!!!!!!!! how on EARTH could someone do this to a animal that has done nothing!!!!!! its disgusting!! what has this world come to? i cant believe someone would do this, its so cruel! this beautiful horse has done nothing to you!!!!!!!!! take this picture of the net!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 24, 2009 at 4:32 am
Is this supposed to be funny? What the hell is wrong with you?
November 27, 2009 at 5:20 am
YOU FUCKING MONSTERS I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS ITS ILLIGLE ANIMAL CRULTY I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS:FUCK YOU
November 27, 2009 at 5:23 am
PSS IF YOU DONT TAKE THIS DOWN I WILL SPIKE YOU YOUR MOTHERS COMPUTER WILL FRY